my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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