I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
