Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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