If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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