took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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