You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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