Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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