I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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