i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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