he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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