Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We are all done wearing pants today
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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