ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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