i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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