I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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