don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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