Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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