At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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