All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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