She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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