Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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