Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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