I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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