Do vagina's smell?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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