I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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