He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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