when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am one with the molecules
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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