doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
