so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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