Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
