Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
