My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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