A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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