Swine flu. Run for my life!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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