And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
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Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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