I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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