It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
