She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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