I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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