She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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