i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I love having hate sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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