so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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