and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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