But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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