so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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