We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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