hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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