I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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