Just cropdusted the office
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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