I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.