Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?