her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.