Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
