i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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