I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The air was thick with penises
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I believe in your delicious
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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