Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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