Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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