ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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